Elevator Conversation
ring ring!!!
Me: Hello
Eric: Amiga, it's Eric. What are you doing?
Me: I'm picking up a chair for my desk
Eric: Don't you already have a chair?
Me: I do, but I don't like it. I need a new one.
Eric: You need an intervention, I think you're addicted to furniture! I bet you spend most of your day on craigslist.
Me: OMG, how did you know?
Eric: OMG, you're an addict!